"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'" Larry Miller, Comedian
#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.