"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
"Permitted Vehicles Not Allowed" temporary road sign on side of US 27
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.