"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
"To hell with the public! I'm here to represent the people!" New Jersey state senator
#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu,and says "okay!"
Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died? A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.