"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it.. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."-On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." Frank Zappa
#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dads's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.