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The Navy Captain And His Parrot
The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ...
Published : 10.28.2007

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A Woman's Poem
And he didn't like my ...
Published : 10.18.2007

Rate: 4.00
Humor For Lexophiles - Lovers Of Words
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then ...
Published : 08.27.2007

Rate: 2.15
Children's Comments on the Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ...
Published : 05.07.2007

Rate: 1.77
The Absent-minded Professor
Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's ...
Published : 09.04.2006

Rate: 3.83
Sad But True: American Health Care
Two patients limp into two ...
Published : 07.04.2006

Rate: 4.21
The Randy Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went ...
Published : 07.03.2006

Rate: 4.17
Yah, Alles Ist Gut
A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly ...
Published : 06.04.2006

Rate: 4.15
WOOD EYE
There once was a boy named Jack who was born with ...
Published : 03.05.2005

Rate: 3.87
Little Johnny's Moral To The Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: ...
Published : 06.28.2004

Rate: 4.13
Titanic's Mexican Connection
There are many stories related to the sinking of the ...
Published : 05.05.2004

Rate: 4.00
Lasting Gift Ideas
A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law ...
Published : 01.22.2004

Rate: 2.00
Old Lady Mugged
An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained ...
Published : 12.18.2003

Rate: 3.50
Use The Word
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate'...
Published : 09.18.2002

Rate: 3.86
Elementary School Counting Lessons
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers...
Published : 08.16.2002

Rate: 3.67
Life Span
On the first day God created the cow...
Published : 02.22.2002

Rate: 3.58
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 15, 2000
Here we are on a Trans-Atlantic flight...
Published : 09.15.2000

Rate: 2.50
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 14, 2000
Sylvia Schwartz is thirty-three years old and unmarried...
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 2.22
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 13, 2000
A lady goes into the funeral parlor to view her husband a few hours before the service...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 2.77
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 12, 2000
A guy picks up his girlfriend in his convertible...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 2.06
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 11, 2000
Charlie's in prison, and he's driving the other inmates crazy...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 2.42
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 10, 2000
There's two statues in the park...
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 1.46
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 9, 2000
A hippie painter's girlfriend is losing her eyesight...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 8, 2000
Harry says to his uncle, "Listen, you're a lot older than me. Do me a favor...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 1.88
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 7, 2000
Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 2.89
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 6, 2000
A guy's working at the lumber yard...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 3.00
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 5, 2000
A girl's mother is constantly riding her about getting married...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 2.03
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 4, 2000
A guy goes into a costume shop...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 2.44
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 3, 2000
There's a scream from the bedroom...
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 3.45
Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 2, 2000
The Queen of England decides she wants a Kentucky thoroughbred...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 2.89

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