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Grin And Bear It!
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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
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Dumb Jocks
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2 Gay Men And A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their ...
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The Navy Captain And His Parrot
The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ...
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A Woman's Poem
And he didn't like my ...
Published : 10.18.2007

Rate: 3.73
Humor For Lexophiles - Lovers Of Words
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then ...
Published : 08.27.2007

Rate: 2.15
Children's Comments on the Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ...
Published : 05.07.2007

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The Absent-minded Professor
Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's ...
Published : 09.04.2006

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Sad But True: American Health Care
Two patients limp into two ...
Published : 07.04.2006

Rate: 4.21
The Randy Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went ...
Published : 07.03.2006

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Yah, Alles Ist Gut
A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly ...
Published : 06.04.2006

Rate: 4.15
WOOD EYE
There once was a boy named Jack who was born with ...
Published : 03.05.2005

Rate: 3.87
Little Johnny's Moral To The Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: ...
Published : 06.28.2004

Rate: 4.13
Titanic's Mexican Connection
There are many stories related to the sinking of the ...
Published : 05.05.2004

Rate: 4.00
Lasting Gift Ideas
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Published : 01.22.2004

Rate: 2.00
Old Lady Mugged
An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained ...
Published : 12.18.2003

Rate: 3.50
Use The Word
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate'...
Published : 09.18.2002

Rate: 3.86
Elementary School Counting Lessons
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers...
Published : 08.16.2002

Rate: 3.67
Life Span
On the first day God created the cow...
Published : 02.22.2002

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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 15, 2000
Here we are on a Trans-Atlantic flight...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 14, 2000
Sylvia Schwartz is thirty-three years old and unmarried...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 13, 2000
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 11, 2000
Charlie's in prison, and he's driving the other inmates crazy...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 10, 2000
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A hippie painter's girlfriend is losing her eyesight...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 8, 2000
Harry says to his uncle, "Listen, you're a lot older than me. Do me a favor...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 1.88
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Published : 09.07.2000

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