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Jackies Joke of the day for June 17, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/17/2000
 
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Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.

The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!"

One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit?"

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 5:32:38 PM EST)

is jackie a nazi? this joke clearly has anti-semitic overtones

? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 5:31:52 PM EST)

is jackie a nazi? this joke clearly has anti-semitic overtones

i feel... (0 replies)
started by peepeehead
(06.18.2000 2:07:15 AM EST)

...this joke was racist.

i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

blah (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.17.2000 9:46:24 PM EST)

jackies jokes suck ass

((( Yaaaawwwn ))) (0 replies)
started by GFish
(06.17.2000 8:39:27 PM EST)

Oh, well... Sometimes a good joke just cannot come to mind!

Malsumis (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.17.2000 2:13:31 AM EST)

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
-A small medium at large-

Jackie sux (2 replies)  
started by Hoser
(06.17.2000 0:22:50 AM EST)

I never thought he was funny.

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