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hmm
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McGregor
(06.18.2000 11:25:17 PM EST)
It can't that good of a job at giving head, or the guy who sold it would have kept it or sold it for a lot more. Am I right? Damn, I know I'm dumb. Sorry for bothering you
This signature is not funny. Stop reading it here. If you call this sentence dumb, remember, I said stop reading it, dumbass.
googoo
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started by
peepeehead
(06.18.2000 2:04:41 AM EST)
lame
i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.
I want one
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started by
BobtheMidget
(06.18.2000 0:00:33 AM EST)
Where can I get one of those?
Ever had sex with a midget?
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