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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
— Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
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 Jackies Joke of the day for June 20, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 06/20/2000 | | |  |
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The director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old, and a 45-year-old. He puts each of their wives in a different room.
He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."
The 25-year-old says, "I can't do it. I love her too much."
The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."
The 35-year-old goes into the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it."
The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."
The 45-year-old goes into the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting. The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor.
He says, "What happened?"
The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death."
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not soo funny
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Patmcroch
(08.01.2000 2:55:21 AM EST)
well it was kind of easy to guess
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funny
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started by
jroxas
(06.22.2000 11:04:49 PM EST)
it's always a daily routine, read your jokes, after a long day from work, everything in this site is entertaining.... at least that's my opinion.
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funny
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jroxas
(06.22.2000 11:03:52 PM EST)
it's always a daily routine, read your jokes, after a long day from work, everything in this site is entertaining.... at least that's my opinion.
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nice
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madball9mm
(06.20.2000 11:08:37 PM EST)
funny ass joke if i was him i'd of done the same thing cause she probley bitched all the time like most women do..........but you know i still love you ladieswhats up yall shout out from boston whats up madball d.m.s. n.y.hc.
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ha ha!
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started by
Linz10
(06.20.2000 4:15:32 PM EST)
oh my gosh! Enough said! :)
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f jackie
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 12:50:41 PM EST)
If we really wanted to read old, unfunny jokeland jokes, we would have gone to jokeland.com
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