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Yo Mama ...
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
hmmm...
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thebastard28
(06.24.2000 3:27:04 PM EST)
that was as about as funny as a kick in the balls. These Jackies jokes are fucking crap.
that was way too pathetic
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 3:22:48 AM EST)
goofball needs to dump jakie
1st
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started by
deeznutz
(06.24.2000 0:05:56 AM EST)
he's got his dick in his ass
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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