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Jackies Joke of the day for June 25, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/25/2000
 
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A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering...it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."

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started by OliverClozoff
(06.25.2000 2:18:29 AM EST)

Good one, Jackie. You just redeemed yourself.



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dam im good

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