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Jackies Joke of the day for June 26, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/26/2000
 
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A mortician is laying out the body of a man with a huge penis, and he calls in his receptionist to show her.

She says, "That looks just like my Harry's."

He says, "That big?"

She says, "No. That dead."

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Joke of the Day (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 10:54:19 AM EST)

What is a priest's favorite vegetable?

Remember the days when... (1 reply)
started by SilkBoxers
(06.26.2000 10:43:39 AM EST)

the jokes would be as bad (or nearly as bad) as this one, but you could at least read the comments to the jokes and find a chuckle in there somewhere? Or at the very least, a political debate would break out where no political debate had any right breaking out, but it would at least be somewhat entertaining, at least twice as entertaining as the jokes? Sigh, that was when goofball was at its prime.

When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

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started by thebastard28
(06.26.2000 10:22:31 AM EST)

Thats another shit one of Jackies. Fuck off sending these shit jokes!

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 8:41:01 AM EST)

snooch to the mutha fuckin nooch

Need some Viagra? (0 replies)  
started by SacredBlade
(06.26.2000 0:58:01 AM EST)

Maybe she was just a hoe?

Snooch

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