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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 3, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/03/2000
 
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."

Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything.

The guy says, "How old are you?"

Johnny says, "Six."

The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"

Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got laid."

The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?"

Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

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    My Real Name is Johnny (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
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    comment goes here..........

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

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    go johnny go, johnny be good

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    wow that was stupid...

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