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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 6, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/06/2000
 
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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.

He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horseshit all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

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    I like this one...hehehe (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.07.2000 11:49:55 AM EST)
    that was pretty good...eat shit, salesman! :)

    Wait, I'll get you some crackers... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.06.2000 1:52:15 AM EST)
    ...for your horse d'oeurves!



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    haha (0 replies)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.06.2000 0:06:04 AM EST)
    dumbass door to door salesmen..




    They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!

    1st (0 replies)
    started by pjsmooth17
    (07.06.2000 0:05:10 AM EST)
    hehehehehe

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