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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 9, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/09/2000
 
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A well-bred society matron finds her way backstage during the performance of a musical, to observe, for herself, the life of a chorus girl. Standing next to one of the girls, she nods towards a man in shirt sleeves, with a black cigar in his mouth, and whispers in her ear, "Who is that?"

The chorus girl lifts her arm, aims her finger, and says, "That dirty low-life son-of-a-bitch, that lousy cock-sucking bastard, that whoremaster fairy...excuse me for pointing...is the stage manager."

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    ummmmmm (0 replies)
    started by sexonthebeach
    (07.11.2000 2:14:33 AM EST)

    i really dont get it and if someone would be so kind as to explain this to me i will give them a present

    crazy sons of bitches

    (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.10.2000 3:59:23 PM EST)

    This is HILARIOUS!!!

    me (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.10.2000 1:53:35 PM EST)

    this stinks

    DUH..... (1 reply)
    started by Julz
    (07.09.2000 9:34:01 PM EST)

    Is it just me, or are these Jokes of the Day pretty lame?

    ???/ (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.09.2000 7:32:30 PM EST)

    i don't get it at all

    stupid (0 replies)
    started by amirian
    (07.09.2000 4:36:55 PM EST)

    was that even a joke?

    HELLZ BELLZ

    squid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.09.2000 2:22:52 AM EST)

    yeah, Jackie sucks. has he ever been funny? and oh second!

    Uhhh...yeahhh...Jackie you suck!! (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.09.2000 1:08:28 AM EST)

    that joke was utter shit!

    first (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.09.2000 0:23:56 AM EST)

    haha im first. Who's your daddy?

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