Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 10, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 07/10/2000
One season, a very famous producer returns to London from a tour of the provinces and decides to cut expenses, so he dismisses his leading man and hires a cheaper actor. A few weeks later, he goes in to use the restroom in the restaurant where he's taking lunch, and after taking a dump, notices that the bathroom attendant is his former leading man. As he's reaching into his pocket for some change to tip him, the producer says, "My, how you have fallen. You must be starving to do this." The actor says, "Oh, it isn't as bad as all that. Of course, business has been a little slow this morning. I've had twelve pissers, and you're the third shit to come in." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Well (0 replies) started by Julz (07.11.2000 11:11:08 PM EST) This is better than most.....

Hey (0 replies) started by Albatros (07.11.2000 2:17:44 AM EST) sure the jokes suck now and then, but would you rather have Gibbleguts back? I mean, lets think now, at least there funny sometimes! They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!

Yay, another lousy Jackie joke.. (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (07.10.2000 2:43:34 PM EST) yippee, Jackie blows goats for wooden nickels lately!!

SCOTDOGG (0 replies) started by scotdogg (07.10.2000 1:36:54 PM EST) Jackie's jokes are rarely clever, and are just not funny. They're just a sorry excuse to print toilet talk without true punchlines and pass it off as humor. Please stop posting his crap. Anyone agree?

uhh... (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (07.10.2000 1:30:42 AM EST) hey I think it means that he's one who discarded post-digested food into a receptical containing H2O which eventually disposes of the disposed waste by means of a metalic, at times plastic, handle which releases dihydrogen oxide to force the wastes into ongoing pipes underground and into a sanitation plant where the water is then cleaned as opposed to disposing waste nitrogen disolved in H2O to form a yellow liquid into a ceramic half bowl-like apparatus mounted on a wall. Now that's funny shit.

what? (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (07.10.2000 1:01:43 AM EST) i don't get it if anyone does please tell me deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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