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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 11, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 07/11/2000 | | |  |
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A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing the next season, but when he gets her home his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able to race, so he calls the vet.
The vet tells him to tie a bedsheet around her rump to keep the stallion away.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly's no where to be found.
He follows her trail to the neighboring farm, and says to the kid in the field, "Hey, boy, did you see a filly run by with a bedsheet tied around her rump?"
The kid says, "No, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ass."
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Hmmm....
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Julz
(07.11.2000 11:12:57 PM EST)
Don't know whether to laugh or not.....
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