Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 12, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 07/12/2000
Abbate is hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he's excited. He's especially thrilled because he gets to take two long solos. After the sessions, which go great, Abbate can't wait to see the finished product. He asks the producer where and when he can catch the film. A little embarrassed, the producer explains that the music is for a porno flick that will be out in a month, and he tells Abbate where he can go to see it. A month later, Abbate, with his collar up and wearing glasses, goes to the theatre where the picture is playing. He walks in and sits way in the back, next to an elderly couple who also seem to be disguised and hiding. The movie starts, and it's the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M, golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog gets in on the action. Before anyone can blink an eye, the dog has done all the women in every orifice, and most of the men. Embarrassed, Abbate turns to the old couple and whispers, "I'm only here for the music." The woman turns to Abbate and whispers back, "We're here to see our dog." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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That's why I watch porn... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (07.12.2000 9:48:37 PM EST) for the music..yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!! **aside to self : "Think they bought it?" **

There you go..... (0 replies) started by Julz (07.12.2000 9:16:36 PM EST) Now, that Jackie Joke was FUNNY!

See Spot... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (07.12.2000 4:30:50 PM EST) See Spot hump. See Spot hump Puff. Hump, hump, hump. Puff, puff, puff. Come, Spot, come. Member, Greater Sodom and Gomorah Area Chamber of Commerce.

yep (0 replies) started by Albatros (07.12.2000 2:08:06 PM EST) gettin worse. . . This place is FUBAR!

yep (0 replies) started by Albatros (07.12.2000 2:07:24 PM EST) gettin worse. . . This place is FUBAR!

jokes (0 replies) started by plumdawgs (07.12.2000 12:06:39 PM EST) Hey, do you make these up? Usually they're not funny.

jokes (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.12.2000 11:23:47 AM EST) Just to start your day.

Jackie sucks! (0 replies) started by Hoser (07.12.2000 7:58:58 AM EST) His recycled jokes stopped being funny the first time I heard them... About 15 years ago

grrr (1 reply)   started by Albatros (07.12.2000 0:18:54 AM EST) please do not repeat. how can this be a "joke of the day" when it was the joke of the day a few days ago? at least dig a little deeper down into the vat of jokes... sheesh They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!

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