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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 15, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/15/2000
 
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The anatomy professor says, "All right, Miss Smith, what part of the body can grow to three times its normal size with the proper stimulation?"

She starts to giggle and blush.

She says, "Professor, I don't want to answer that."

He says, "Miss Smith, the correct answer is the pupil of the eye. And I have three things to tell you. Number one...you didn't do the assigned reading. Number two...you have a very dirty mind. And number three...you're going to be a very disappointed young lady when you get married."

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    WHY (0 replies)
    started by Marktallon
    (06.09.2001 12:55:40 PM EST)
    Why will Miss Smith be disappointed
    I dont understand


    no comment

    FUBAR (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.20.2000 3:47:58 PM EST)
    FUBAR this
    Street's joke of the day (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (07.17.2000 0:51:08 AM EST)
    why does Jackie get a joke of the day? what makes jackie so damn funny?huh?

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

    huh (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.15.2000 6:41:33 PM EST)
    that......was so stupid....i had to read it like 5 times and it still wasn't funny. Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

    oh yeah (0 replies)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.15.2000 0:13:35 AM EST)
    yawn. . . and the punchline should be coming up any time now. . . oh wait, i missed it again! damn. . . sorry Jackie, thats like the 10th time that happened. Maybe i need to read it three or 4 times for it to be funny. hold on a sec




    This place is FUBAR!

    nope (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (07.15.2000 0:13:06 AM EST)
    nope, sorry, still stupid




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