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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 16, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/16/2000
 
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Mrs. Vanderpool, a very wealthy Long Island socialite, is giving a tea party at her North Shore estate when the water is turned off.

She tells the maid, "Rosalinda, make the tea from the water that's left in my bidet."

Mrs. Vanderpool then prepares her guests for any unusual flavor they might taste in it by telling them that the tea they are going to drink was imported specially for her from China, across Siberia, by camel.

After he tastes the tea, an elderly gentleman makes a face.

The hostess says, "Don't you like it?"

The gentleman says, "Pardon? Oh, yes, mum...it's just I've got one of the camel's hairs caught between my teeth."

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stray curly (0 replies)
started by chazmanian
(07.17.2000 5:29:35 PM EST)

gives it a bit of protein !!! cmon man wash it down ,,,

dirty ho (0 replies)
started by StreetImperial
(07.17.2000 0:44:57 AM EST)

call 1-800-slapa-ho

I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

What is this? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.16.2000 1:36:31 PM EST)

This joke didn't make me laugh at all and it was' very bad. Try to do better next time!

Camel hair, huh? (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.16.2000 2:04:39 AM EST)

Must have come from her toe!



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I'm first???? (0 replies)  
started by Julz
(07.16.2000 0:23:22 AM EST)

Oh my gosh......

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