Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 17, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 07/17/2000
Mrs. Hastings arrives in Boston from Ireland, and in no time at all her bean soup has made her the talk of New England society. At a party celebrating the sale of her recipe to a fancy Charles Street restaurant, an old matron goes up to Mrs. Hastings and says, "My dear girl, what is the secret of your soup?" Mrs. Hastings, a little drunk, says, "The secret to me soup is that I use but two-hundred thirty-nine beans to make it." The woman says, "How come only two-hundred thirty-nine?" Mrs. Hastings says, "Because one more would make it too farty." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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yep (0 replies) started by slade (07.18.2000 4:21:28 PM EST) i agree with beska on the accent thing....but the joke still blows

Yes, it was a joke. (0 replies) started by beska (07.18.2000 2:20:31 PM EST) Although I think they got the accents wrong...it would be better with a Bostonian accent, rather than Irish. Think it got distorted slightly in the retelling...

ok (0 replies) started by some1dude (07.18.2000 1:27:49 AM EST) was that a joke?

That sucked. (0 replies) started by nexx (07.18.2000 1:24:00 AM EST) That wasnt even a joke. That was pathetic. Wassup!!!

gay (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.17.2000 2:01:14 PM EST) that was the dumbest joke i ever heard

You Dumb Monkey (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.17.2000 10:54:09 AM EST) Jakie is the Dude from the Howard Stern show

Ok, not bad (0 replies) started by tangentman123 (07.17.2000 10:27:58 AM EST) That's the first joke from Jackie that was actualy funny. Don't forget to read it with an Irish accent...

this stinks (0 replies) started by StreetImperial (07.17.2000 0:48:03 AM EST) this joke is bullshit and who the fuck is jackie? I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

Yo (0 replies) started by Bugman (07.17.2000 0:36:13 AM EST) Hey Jackie, keep the jokes comming...LMAO

1st (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (07.17.2000 0:08:38 AM EST) stupid fuckin' joke deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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