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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 19, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/19/2000
 
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Dirty Johnny says to Loose Lisa, "Lisa, do you want to go for a ride in my truck?"

Lisa says, "Sure."

They get in his toy truck and Johnny goes, "Vrroomm! Vrooomm!"

All of a sudden, Lisa picks up her skirt, and she has no skivvies on.

Lisa says to Johnny, "Do you want to kiss it, Johnny?"

Dirty Johnny says, "No. I'm not a real truck driver, Lisa."

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Huh? (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(07.19.2000 7:05:09 PM EST)

I don't get this joke. Jackie's live shit is funny as hell, but almost all of his jokes I've seen on here bite nuts.

Spank my ass!

fudgeball (0 replies)
started by stoned
(07.19.2000 3:56:22 PM EST)

A big guy walks into a bar, A midget walks up to him and asks if he would play a game of football with him. The big guy laughfed and sead he would kill the little man but to humer him and play .so the midget went first orderd a beer slamed it down ran to the other end of the bar pulled his pants down and farted 7 to 0 i'm winning. So the big guy orders a beer slams it down runs to the other end of the bar pulls his pants down;The midget jumped up on a bar stoll next to him stook his dick in his ass and sead extra point bloked I WIN 7 to 6

nursing homes (1 reply)
started by mutherof2
(07.19.2000 1:01:41 PM EST)

Do you have any jokes pertaining to nursing homes? If so, may I see some?

You can't eat and drive... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.19.2000 11:25:19 AM EST)

She shoulda said, "You want a blow job?"



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

zzzzzzzzz (0 replies)
started by bat
(07.19.2000 8:11:15 AM EST)

this is another fake

Love your country,Question your government.

SECOND!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.19.2000 6:20:13 AM EST)

JACKIE YOU ARE A BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD FUNNY MEANS

first (0 replies)  
started by aaaa
(07.19.2000 0:10:03 AM EST)

first again

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