Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 21, 2000

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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 21, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) Published: 07/21/2000

The doctor says to Myers, "I have good news and bad news for you."
Myers says, "Give me the bad news."
The doctor says, "I'm afraid at the most you have six months to live."
Myers says, "Oh, my God, Doc. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "You know that foxy little receptionist of mine...the one whose boobs are round like melons...the one whose eyes tell you that she's so horny she can hardly sit still?"
Myers says, "Yeah? Yeah?"
The doctor says, "I'm fucking her."

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yes!!! (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(07.22.2000 1:27:15 AM EST)
that was actually pretty good
Spank my ass!

joke (0 replies)
started by meg69
(07.21.2000 11:17:04 PM EST)
that was cute

Finally a Good Joke (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.21.2000 8:28:00 AM EST)
I think The Joke Man has actually saved this website from going up shit's creek without toilet paper.

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started by hughjazz
(07.21.2000 3:12:37 AM EST)
this joke sucked shit

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