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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 22, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/22/2000
 
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Minervini sends a telegram home to tell his wife that he's been able to wind up his business trip early, and would be home on Wednesday. When he walks into his condo, he finds his wife in bed with another man. He picks up his bag and storms out.

On the street, he runs into his mother-in-law, tells her what happened, and that he's filing for a divorce in the morning.

His mother-in-law says, "Please give her a chance to explain. I'm sure she has an explanation."

An hour later, the mother-in-law phones Minervini at the country club...

She says, "I knew my daughter would have a good explanation. She never got the telegram."

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dumbass (0 replies)
started by flint416
(11.11.2000 0:44:55 AM EST)

that is the stupidest fucking joke i have ever heard

aren't you special (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(07.22.2000 1:26:50 AM EST)

this was better than almost every other one of Jackie's jokes,but still not good

Spank my ass!

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started by jr5142
(07.21.2000 3:42:21 PM EST)

I am first!! I am first!! and there is nothing you can do about it!

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