Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 24, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 07/24/2000
LaCava has just returned from a month-long trip to Chicago when he runs into his friend Pellacora. Pellacora says, "Hey, pal, what's wrong? Your eyes are all bloodshot." LaCava says, "It happened in Chicago. My first night there I met a very attractive woman in the lounge of the hotel. We had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and the next thing I knew, she was in my room spending the night. When I woke up the next morning, she was crying. She told me she was very happily married and that she was ashamed of herself. That got me to thinking about my wife and kids back here, so we both sat on the edge of the bed and cried for about a half hour." Pellacora says, "But that was four weeks ago... what's that got to do with your eyes being bloodshot today?" LaCava says, "Listen, you can't sit and cry your eyes out every morning for a month without making them a little red." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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