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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 25, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/25/2000
 
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A married lady calls her landlord from her tenement apartment in lower Chicago, and he agrees to come hear her complaint. A half hour later, a little old man arrives at the door.

He says, "Well, what's the complaint?"

She says, "Every time a train goes by and I'm lying in bed, the room shakes so much I almost fall out."

They go into the bedroom, and he lies on the bed.

Just then, her husband comes home, walks into the room, and sees the little old guy on the bed.

He says, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The guy says, "Would you believe waiting for a train?"

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Jackie please I'm a huge fan of you and the Howard Stern show but come one buddy!!! What the hell is this??? Are these the jokes that got left off of Hot dogs and Donuts? I can see why. Howard Rules and F Jackie!!!

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