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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 27, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/27/2000
 
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Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy is in the bathroom.

As Jimmy is getting undressed, he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?"

Then he throws his socks under the bed.

Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and being too chicken to face her, Jimmy darts past her and he goes into the bathroom.

Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, "How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? How will I tell him?"

Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom.

Summoning all of her courage, Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge, wet kiss, then pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something."

Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

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fuck u jr (0 replies)
started by deeznutz
(07.27.2000 0:26:42 AM EST)

wow u want a fuckin cookie your not the only one to be 1st around here

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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started by jr5142
(07.25.2000 4:40:16 AM EST)

1:44 in the morning the 25th same time i posted yester day i am god i have supremem power

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