Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 29, 2000

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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 29, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) Published: 07/29/2000

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.
He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."
Norris stands up and says, "Professor Chernoff, either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."

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yes but fuck you (0 replies)
started by jr5142
(07.27.2000 5:55:29 AM EST)
i am 1st for the rest of july mother fucker beat that!!!!!

some people work hard at what they do, me i just pay a mexican minimum wage and keep the fuckin profit!!!

FUCK YOU!

see im smart too (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.24.2000 1:03:50 PM EST)
hey im smart too...i can get this joke days ahead. haha

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