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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 30, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/30/2000
 
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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Rip Off!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 12:37:32 PM EST)

This joke was a complete rip off of Eddie Murphy's stand up "RAW" performance in the 80's. I thought Jackie would be a bit more original than to have to steal someone else's material....great joke nonetheless.

Rip Off!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 12:26:59 PM EST)

This joke was a complete rip off of Eddie Murphy's stand up "RAW" performance in the 80's. I thought Jackie would be a bit more original than to have to steal someone else's material....great joke nonetheless.

ha... (0 replies)
started by songman
(07.30.2000 10:55:47 PM EST)

funny joke indeed...I'll keep it in mind the next time I shit in the woods.

HAHA (0 replies)
started by pissonit
(07.30.2000 7:28:42 PM EST)

funny joke

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GROW UP!!!! (0 replies)
started by F1Babe
(07.30.2000 8:30:10 AM EST)

Get a life you loser, being first just shows us you have nothing better to do than sit at your computer!!!

By the way the joke was funny!!!

yes today i won again (0 replies)  
started by jr5142
(07.27.2000 5:52:13 AM EST)

shit on you shit on you shit on you i am 1st, whoever was 1st yesterday suck my penis fuck y'all

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