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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 2, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 08/02/2000 | | |  |
| Shultz goes to the doctor.
He says, "Doc, every time I get a hard-on, it hurts."
The doctor says, "There's only one thing to do. Put it in warm milk."
Shultz goes home, starts daydreaming about sex, and gets a boner. He runs to the kitchen, pours some milk in a pot, warms it up, and then sticks his pecker in.
Just then his grandmother walks in.
She says, "Heh! I always wondered how you load that thing."
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