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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 2, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/02/2000
 
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Shultz goes to the doctor.

He says, "Doc, every time I get a hard-on, it hurts."

The doctor says, "There's only one thing to do. Put it in warm milk."

Shultz goes home, starts daydreaming about sex, and gets a boner. He runs to the kitchen, pours some milk in a pot, warms it up, and then sticks his pecker in.

Just then his grandmother walks in.

She says, "Heh! I always wondered how you load that thing."

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He needs to............ (0 replies)
started by Smokey
(08.02.2000 0:43:14 AM EST)

........show grandmama how to UNLOAD it.....Wahhhhaahaahaa




That's fucking sick, Did I say that out loud?

WEEE HOOO (0 replies)  
started by kentster
(08.02.2000 0:14:30 AM EST)

dumb but not as dumb as those that think it is cool to be first!!! DUH DUH HEEE HEEE

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