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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 3, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/03/2000
 
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Doctor Maharam is walking out of the house after breakfast.

He turns to his wife and says, "You're a rotten wife, a crummy mother, and a lousy lay."

That night when he gets home he finds his wife on the living room floor fucking a strange man.

He says, "What do you think you're doing?"

She says, "Getting a second opinion."

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wow (0 replies)
started by slade
(08.03.2000 4:48:07 PM EST)

jackie really does blow goats for a living!

I got your 2nd opinion... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.03.2000 1:02:37 AM EST)

You're ugly, you stink, and you can't cook!



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I am first because I have the power to do so!!

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