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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 7, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/07/2000
 
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Farmer Legman and his big, fat wife are walking along a dirt road in the rain when he suddenly gets horny. He pulls his wife down to the ground, lifts up her dress, and starts fucking her.

After a minute, he says, "Elsie, is it in you, or is it in the mud?"

She says, "It's in the mud."

He reaches down, and fiddles around a bit.

Then he says, "Now is it in you, or is it in the mud?"

She says, "It's in me."

He says, "Put it back in the mud."

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f.jackie (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:51:14 PM EST)

this shit is lame, get rid of assjack the dwarf dick sucker, im sure he'd rather fuck mud then that stinky twatted wife

and then (0 replies)
started by thatcuteguy
(08.07.2000 7:02:20 PM EST)

what happened? where's the friggin joke? i paid my money to see a joke, dammit!

hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.

Jackie Kicks ass (0 replies)
started by butthead316
(08.07.2000 5:10:53 PM EST)

Jackie is the man and if u aint down with him u can suck hank the angry dwarfs tiny shlong

I am a ass kicking cool person

REMOVE JACKIE (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 3:31:30 PM EST)

REMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE! EMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE! REMOVE JACKIE!

Gay-assed joke (0 replies)
started by Vandalier
(08.07.2000 2:22:40 PM EST)

Jackie needs to be removed

1st bitches (0 replies)  
started by yamaracer77
(08.07.2000 0:05:16 AM EST)

hahaha 1st again cuntrags

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