Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 9, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 08/09/2000
Farmer Puscas wants to breed his pigs, so he loads them into his truck and takes them to a stud farm. The next day he calls the vet and says, "How can I tell if them hogs is pregnant?" The vet says, "If they're rolling around in the grass, they're pregnant. If they're rolling around in the mud, they're not." The farmer yells to his wife, "Hey, Boots...are them sows rollin' around in the grass or the mud?" She yells back, "Neither. They's piled in the truck, and one of 'em's honkin' the horn." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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get rid of jackoff (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.10.2000 7:00:49 PM EST) jackie jerkoff this shit is not funny. notice nobody is recommending that you keep trying? after this long, just give it up, oh yeah your jokeland site sucks dick also, looks like you phoned it in, many errors, etc, poor quality, i feel sorry for you, being an aged drunken slob, cant wait til life kicks you to the curb, you suck and your wife is a crossed eyed, stupid fucking no talent, sponging twit-twat.

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Hor (0 replies) started by thatcuteguy (08.09.2000 1:55:59 PM EST) rible! please stop the torture...please? hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.

Jackie (0 replies) started by bat (08.09.2000 8:51:07 AM EST) NEEDS A GOOD BITCH SLAPPIN Love your country,Question your government.

hello?! (0 replies)   started by SuzieQ (08.09.2000 0:10:03 AM EST) they missed a large part. the stud farm dude says that they need to be artificaly insiminated. he has no clue, so he thinks he has to do it himself, so he loads them in the truck, bangs them, and comes home. the next morning, they are still standing around, so he goes and bangs them twice this time. the next morning, they are still standing around, so he loads them up and bangs them all day long... them comes the punchline.

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