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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 10, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/10/2000
 
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Here we are in Carnegie Hall. The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.

He's saying, "You're all in my power...you're all in my power.."

Fifteen hundred people are going, "Oooo..."

He starts to say it again, "You're all in my...", when he accidentally drops the watch.

He says, "Shit."

It took them two weeks to dig everybody out.

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hey ugly (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 5:18:14 PM EST)

hey i was just messing with your e-mail so later.

Hey Jackie (0 replies)
started by hardball
(08.11.2000 11:06:01 AM EST)

Hey Jackie , Why did the man put the car in the oven.HAHA about your IQ level

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Hey Jackie (0 replies)
started by hardball
(08.11.2000 10:52:35 AM EST)

Hey Jackie , Why did the man put the car in the oven.HAHA about your IQ level

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

ok (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 9:48:37 PM EST)

That joke actually sux. It's by far Jakie's worst!

Go Away (0 replies)
started by chenzo
(08.10.2000 9:25:57 PM EST)

Jackie's jokes are OK.
You Clowns can't find anything on this site you like.
Why are you here ??
I can not remember the last comment that fas positive.
I say Go Jackie Go !
At least you're trying til you drop.

jackie blows (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:44:30 PM EST)

get rid of this crap, it is not funny.

you suck dwarf dick (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:42:25 PM EST)

jackie needs to give it up, this is obviously a stretch for him to deliver 1 joke a day. he just is not funny, i correct myself, his jokes are not funny, he himself is a huge bloated joke.

f.jackie (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:19:25 PM EST)

f.jackie

hello (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 4:02:23 PM EST)

can you say 'stupid'?

... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 12:30:51 PM EST)

ha

u fucked up jackie (0 replies)  
started by deeznutz
(08.10.2000 0:08:32 AM EST)

i can't stand all this one good joke per week if that shit i wish goofball would only post the good ones

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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