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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 14, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/14/2000
 
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Burford is out in the country with his new bride. They watch as a bull comes over the rise and fucks six cows in a row, one after the other.

His wife turns to him and says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that."

He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time."

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Bill Clinton said this (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 10:41:40 AM EST)

Bill told this joke last night at the DNC and everybody loved it. Well, except Hillary. After he got off the stage, he porked three or four cows before screwing a few more in the limo.

Bill Clinton's Joke (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 4:10:42 PM EST)

Bill Clinton will use this joke during his address at this week Democratic National Convention.

dumb (0 replies)
started by jkenney23
(08.14.2000 12:18:23 PM EST)

these jokes suck. someone should tell martling that he's not funny at all.

Go ahead... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.14.2000 2:48:42 AM EST)

...but you better pet 'em first!



There is no frustration without hope.

fuck this (0 replies)
started by deeznutz
(08.14.2000 1:27:06 AM EST)

i bet that dumn fuck really meant fuckin' a cow to

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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started by h8suall
(08.14.2000 0:00:51 AM EST)




Jackie sucks

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