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Why do all of jackie's jokes suck?
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haroldbalzac
(08.16.2000 12:00:36 PM EST)
Every day we are subjected to these lame and unfunny jokes from "Jackie." I think Jackie should just stay home and jackie-off instead of submitting this crap.
My friends call me Harry.
More than likely...
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oliverclozoff
(08.16.2000 0:26:45 AM EST)
...between her and the next fellow, HE'S exhausted!
There is no frustration without hope.
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Foley316
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