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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 17, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/17/2000
 
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Riley, a married man, is sitting in his office one day when a very shifty-looking man pays him a visit.

The man asks him, "Did you take a business trip with your red-headed secretary last month?"

Riley answers, "Yes. Why, yes, I did."

The shaky character says, "Well, I've got photos of everything you did."

Riley says, "Everything?"

The guy says, "Yeah," and tosses a half-dozen eight-by-ten glossies on the desk.

The guy says, "So what are you going to do about this, Mr. Riley?"

Riley looks at the photos, and then says, "I'll take three of each of these, and six of this last one. Can you have them tinted?"

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    Stupid!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.17.2000 12:34:51 PM EST)

    very stupid!!

    heh..I'll take a couple copies too.. (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (08.17.2000 12:26:49 PM EST)

    while I'm typing this, the tv in the background just said to be careful because dogs can choke on small balls..heh..Animal Planet CAN be cool! :)

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    booo (0 replies)
    started by memnoch
    (08.17.2000 3:17:19 AM EST)

    martling's gotta go...

    Always (0 replies)
    started by h8suall
    (08.17.2000 0:05:47 AM EST)

    His jokes always suck

    This joke sucks (0 replies)  
    started by Brook22
    (08.16.2000 11:16:25 PM EST)

    somebody shoot this jackie guy right in the fuckin face,he sucks more cock than his own mother.

    If the woman dont find ya handsome,they should at least find ya handy,keep your stick on the ice.

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