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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 19, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com) | Published: 08/19/2000 | | |  |
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A ninety-year old man says to his doctor, "I just can't seem to get anywhere with my teenage wife."
The doctor gives him some pills and says, "Here, take a few of these. You'll be like a kid again..."
On the way home, the old man swallows down the whole bottle full. He gets home and screws the hell out of his wife.
The next morning at ten-thirty, he's still asleep, so she shakes him and yells, "Come on, get up, get up..."
The old man says, "All right, all right, I'll get up. But I ain't going to school."
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Where's the punch line?..
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started by
ChaopS
(08.21.2000 11:24:51 AM EST)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? Was Jackie being fucked up the ass when he came up with this piece of work?
If it's funny, someone please explain how......
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JEEZ!!!Just Shut up jakie
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.20.2000 1:14:12 PM EST)
Your a joke jakie just shut up and save yourself the embaressment
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please go
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started by
deeznutz
(08.19.2000 0:51:56 AM EST)
please stop postin' jackiedeeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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