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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 22, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/22/2000
 
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Dirty Johnny and Loose Lisa go to a football game.

He says, "Leesha, my handsh are freeshing."

She say, "John, why don't you put them between my legs?"

He puts his hands between her legs...

She says, "Well, are your hands warm now?"

He says, "Yeah, but now my handlebar is froshen."

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Wow (0 replies)
started by SublimeLBC
(08.22.2000 5:00:55 PM EST)

i never thought that any one man can have so many bad jokes

40oz. to Freedom

I am assuming.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(08.22.2000 11:27:47 AM EST)

He is refering to a handlebar moustache? In either case, the joke sucked.

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i dont get it (0 replies)
started by greesh
(08.22.2000 7:00:13 AM EST)

that sucked

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started by deeznutz
(08.22.2000 0:10:58 AM EST)

it was good for one of jackies jokes

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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