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hehehe, pretty funny.
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jamis100
(08.24.2000 1:16:43 PM EST)
I like this one, I usually don't bother replying to jokes I hate, so this one is alright
Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!
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started by
deeznutz
(08.24.2000 0:06:09 AM EST)
best joke from jackie in a while
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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