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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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oh my god
(1 reply)
started by
nefmind
(08.25.2000 11:11:30 PM EST)
beaudiablo, you're not one of those Jaques Chirawhateverhisname is bastards are you. If not, don't ever use french again, no offense meant. Damn I hate those french $*($#%&^@(*&^#$ (son-of-a-bitch-mother-fucking trying to undermine our semi-legalized buy-whatever-you-want-policy. Btw, this joke sucks, for those upon us, who understand Dutch, try these stupid jokes:
Het is geel en je kan erop staan...
een kuikentje
Het is geel en als het in je oog komt ben je dood...
een trein
If you want an english version (which you don't), mail me.
Damn, I'm to sarcastic, and I'm not even showing it. Girlfriends suck, and guys with girlfriends suck even more. If you hate me (for this)just say so, please say so even, eternal gratitude will be yours.
If you can't remember the last time you were drunk, it's called Korsakoff (One of the best (if not the only) russian invetions ever).
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2nd
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.25.2000 10:07:08 AM EST)
This is not an original joke, is it? Did Jackie steal it?
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