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the irony of it...
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titan9787
(10.07.2000 1:10:44 AM EST)
i read the first part and this was my 1st thought:
I didn't know identical twins were mentally alike!
---titan9787
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 11:05:53 PM EST)
uhh no
good
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 1:29:30 PM EST)
i dont get it?????????????
o my god
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beaudiablo
(08.26.2000 11:28:08 AM EST)
he's run out of jokes, now he is going to tell us about events in his life
that was..
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bigtomato
(08.26.2000 0:14:50 AM EST)
pretty fuckin dumb!
Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy!
I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!
sucks
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deeznutz
(08.26.2000 0:13:14 AM EST)
i don't get it
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
Ummm....
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.21.2000 2:38:49 PM EST)
....was this funny? Somebody let me know -- I lost my sense of humor after reading goofball for a week.
Oh yeah, first.
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