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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 27, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/27/2000
 
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Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.

One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is."

The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail.

She says, "This is the one, right here."

The man says, "How do you know?"

Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."

The man says, "What's the nail for?"

Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

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    but be careful (0 replies)
    started by beaudiablo
    (08.28.2000 2:03:01 PM EST)

    now ya hear them there cows kick

    damn (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.27.2000 3:34:22 PM EST)

    thats actually pretty funny

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    And (1 reply)
    started by Lauryn
    (08.27.2000 1:34:34 AM EST)

    once again I must point out just how cool I think DarkCcret is...it is so amazing that he can come first in so many important things in life..gosh he must be proud!

    Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

    strikes again (0 replies)  
    started by DarkCcret
    (08.27.2000 0:10:55 AM EST)

    haha

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