Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses - Hispanically owned or otherwise - pay taxes at the highest marginal rate." -George W. Bush, speaking to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, March 19, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"To do is to be"— Descartes; "To be is to do"— Volatire; "Do be do be do"— Frank Sinatra, Hoboken NJ
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: So, you all play for the same team?
 
 


Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 28, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/28/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Dirty Johnny's walking along with his father and two dogs are going at it.

Dirty Johnny says, "Hey Pop, what's going on?"

His father says, "Son, the one in the back hurt his front paws, so the other one is letting him rest them on him while she walks him to the hospital."

Johnny thinks a second and says, "You know Pop, it's just like with people. You try to help somebody and they'll screw you every time."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Yvonne DeCarlo
  • Barbara Bach
  • Madonna Sex Scene
  • Jane March hitting the sheets
  • Cindy II
  • Fran Dresher
  • Casey Gray
  • Bicyclist Is Victim of 6 Hit-and-Runs
  • Michelle Williams fake
  • Y2K Panic Claims Victim
  • Goldie
  • High School Blues
  • Pee Pee Dance
  • Lip Cancer

  • More Jokeland Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    God Damn (0 replies)
    started by retsimgaww
    (08.29.2000 1:24:19 AM EST)

    God Damn it, you people are hard critics! Why don't ya' give the guy some credit?! He submits a joke EVERY DAY, think of the effort! This one was funny! I for one am rebelling at your efforts to crush Jackie's spirit. Jeez!

    ddd

    yeah (0 replies)
    started by beaudiablo
    (08.28.2000 1:56:42 PM EST)

    "You know Pop, it's just like with people. You try to see something funny but jackie sucks every time."

    yea.. (0 replies)  
    started by bigtomato
    (08.28.2000 1:21:01 AM EST)

    that was pretty fuckin gay! DOWN WITH JACKIE

    Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Grin And Bear It!
    A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots ...
    10.13.2008

    The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
    At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
    09.29.2008

    Dumb Jocks
    Two football players were taking an important final ...
    09.02.2008

    Made In ...
    Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm ...
    08.30.2008

    Rate This!

    3.21 Goofballs of 5
    28 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    The Navy Captain And His Parrot
    The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ...
    10.28.2007

    A Woman's Poem
    And he didn't like my ...
    10.18.2007

    Humor For Lexophiles - Lovers Of Words
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then ...
    08.27.2007

    Children's Comments on the Sea
    1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ...
    05.07.2007

    Two Years Ago
    The Absent-minded Professor
    Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's ...
    09.04.2006

    Sad But True: American Health Care
    Two patients limp into two ...
    07.04.2006

    The Randy Rooster
    A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went ...
    07.03.2006

    Yah, Alles Ist Gut
    A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly ...
    06.04.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Goofball Facts
     
    Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards!