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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
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Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
Perspective
(1 reply)
started by
davel23
(08.29.2000 1:18:31 PM EST)
Ok, so Jackie's jokes are rarely funny, but they're better than a daily Gibbleguts cartoon...
God Damn!
(1 reply)
started by
retsimgaww
(08.29.2000 1:32:52 AM EST)
God Damn it, you people are hard critics! Why don't ya' give the guy some credit?! He submits a joke EVERY DAY, think of the effort! This one was funny! I for one am rebelling at your efforts to crush Jackie's spirit. Jeez!
Jebus, lady. Miss America couldn't pass THAT test!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
um..
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started by
bigtomato
(08.29.2000 0:31:42 AM EST)
that was lame! down with jackie
Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy!
I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!
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