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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 31, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/31/2000
 
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Little Red Riding Hood's walking along in the woods.

The Big, Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Grrr...I'm going to screw you."

She says, "Bullshit you're gonna screw me. You're gonna stick to the script, and you're gonna eat me, you hairy bastard."

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    Okay, but you don't need a gun... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
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    Just smear some peanut butter on it!



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    uhm

    my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

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