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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 1, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/01/2000
 
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Dirty Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the otherway.

Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why're you wearin' your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your trousers backwards."

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    Oh man... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.01.2000 9:02:46 AM EST)

    This is like a joke third graders would tell each other.

    Some confusion... (0 replies)  
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.01.2000 0:10:15 AM EST)


    He probably 'has' children the same way Clinton 'has' interns. Even better reason to put the zipper in back!



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