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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 2, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/02/2000
 
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The Queen of England decides she wants a Kentucky thoroughbred in the royal stable, so she calls Clinton, and he agrees to meet herin Lexington, Kentucky.

When they get there, they decide to go for a ride. They're just pulling out of the barn, when the Queen's horse's tail goes up and out comes a loud fart --"Bllbbtt!"

She turns to Clinton and says, "I'm so embarrassed."

He says, "You shouldn't be. I thought it was the horse."

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    Hope she learns her lesson... (0 replies)
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    She shouldn't feed her horse Beef-o-reno!



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