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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 4, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/04/2000
 
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A guy goes into a costume shop.

He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf.

He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She brings out a huge fig leaf.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

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    dumb (0 replies)
    started by GreatOne469
    (09.04.2000 0:50:29 AM EST)
    this joke sucks....dick

    If ya smell what I'm cookin!

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    started by retsimgaww
    (09.04.2000 0:39:09 AM EST)
    Ha, I'm the first person to insult Jackie! What a sucky joke. Bye... FIRST!

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