Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park.
All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop...look at those two bowlegged bastards."
His father says, "Watch you mouth. I'm your father."
They walk a little further.
Johnny says, "Hey, Pop! Look! Two more bowlegged bastards."
His father says, "Watch your mouth! I'm yourfather!"
A few minutes later, Johnny says, "Pop, I don't freakin' believe it. Two more bowlegged bastards."
His father says, "All right, I've had it with you. I'm disgusted with your language."
He drags Johnny home, throws him in his room, throws in three volumes of Shakespeare, and locks the door.
For a week, he feeds him under the door...Omelettes, I guess.
At the end of the week, Johnny's father opens the door, and here comes Johnny...
He says, "Forsooth, Father, 'tis a day to behold."
His father says to himself, "Jesus! It worked! My plan worked! I'm a genius!" Johnny says, "Father...shall we go for a stroll in yon park?"
His father can't believe what he's hearing.
They go to the park, and as they're walking along, Johnny's going on and on in beautiful Shakespearean prose and poetry about the leaves, and the trees, and the grass is so green, and the sky is so blue...
And his father is thrilled...
Until they pass two of those same guys.
Johnny says, "Father, such strange men are these -- their balls hang in parentheses..."
