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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 9, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling | Published: 09/09/2000 | | |  |
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A hippie painter's girlfriend is losing her eyesight, but at the last minute, an optometrist operates on her and saves her sight.
The hippie painter is so grateful that he goes to the doctor's house one day while the doctor has office hours, goes inside, and paints a huge eye on an entire wall of the living room, leaving the fireplace as the pupil of the eye.
He's just finishing up when the doctor walks in.
He says to the doctor, "Well, do you like it, man?"
The doctor says, "Yeah... whew...I'm certainly glad I'm not a gynecologist."
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Wrong Doctor
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bosox1
(09.09.2000 5:48:26 PM EST)
Optometrists don't operate. F-Jackie and Timmybababooey y'all
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This Isn't...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.09.2000 4:22:07 PM EST)
jackies joke,i have hurd it b4
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